New love cliches

I cannot take credit for these, although I wish they were mine.

love is like...

karaoke. it's only fun if you don't care.

mono. sometimes you don't even notice it until you get tested.

a pair of white jeans. you should never ever wear it out.

the 80's. the good parts and the bad parts are equally hard to forget.

a bouquet of flowers. just because it dies in 2 days, that doesn't mean it wasn't real.

any item from a dollar store. it seems too good to be true but could end in lead poisoning.

Thank you Pamrocker.